StupidiNews!

• Hurricane season kicked off yesterday with Tropical Storm Alvin forming in the Pacific last night.
• North Dakota's only abortion clinic continues to fight to stay open as legal battles over local hospital admission privileges are going to court.
• At least six are dead in north Texas as tornadoes ripped across the Lone Star state near Cleburne.
• Growing evidence finds the housing recovery may be the beginning of another housing bubble instead in some markets.
• Technical difficulties have put NASA's Kepler exoplanet monitoring telescope out of commission, perhaps for good.