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• The new US $100 bill finally reaches banks starting today, with redesigned anti-counterfeit features and a larger picture of Benjamin Franklin, after a more than two-year delay.
• The American co-winners of this years Nobel Prize in Medicine warn that federal cuts to science and research are jeopardizing the country's place as a leader in biotechnology.
• The White House says it's open to a short-term debt ceiling raise in order to avoid a default, but Republicans continue to insist deep cuts to Obamacare and social spending must come first.
• French telecom manufacturer Alcatel-Lucent says it will need to cut 10,000 jobs across its global workforce in order to turn around losses.
• Korean chipmaker LG is ramping up production of its AMOLED flexible display screens that could end up in smartphones in 2014.