StupidiNews!

• The Northeast is bracing for a major winter storm that will dump snow from DC to Maine.
• Bill Nye "The Science Guy" will go head to head with Creation Museum founder Ken Ham in a debate at the museum in Kentucky in February.
• A suspected suicide bombing has killed 5 near Hezbollah's Beirut headquarters, prompting police to look for connections to Syria's civil war.
• Wal-Mart will DNA test its donkey meat sold in China after recalling contaminated product containing fox meat.
• The NSA is trying to build a quantum computer than can break encryption algorithms in record time.