StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Scientists at the University of Texas has made a pair of human lungs from grown tissue, representing a possible breakthrough step forward in organ transplantation.
• The Treasury Department has issued guidelines for banks to handle the accounts of legalized marijuana dealers in Washington and Colorado.
• Results of the unionization vote at the Volkswagen plant in Tennessee are that the vote failed, pending appeal from the UAW over "outside influences"
• The Obama administration has promised drought-stricken California farmers millions in government assistance and relief.
• French scientists have discovered evidence that both aspirin and red wine may contain compounds that help prevent the formation of cancerous cells.