StupidiNews!

• Russia has officially been kicked out of the G8 group of nations in response to Russia's annexation of Crimea.
• The White House is preparing new guidelines to curb much of the NSA's mass collection of metadata information.
• China is disputing and demanding evidence backing Malaysia's findings that lost Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 crashed into the Indian Ocean, killing all 239 people aboard.
• Jurors in the trial of five Bernie Madoff aides reached guilty verdicts on all 31 counts of assisting the convicted fraudster in his $17.5 billion scam.
• Microsoft's purchase of phone maker Nokia won't be finalized until the end of next month as regulators in Asia are still inspecting the deal.