With An Iron Fist In A Velvet Minority Outreach Program

Keep up the good work chasing the votes of African-Americans like myself, Republicans like Newt Gingrich!

OH. BOY. @GingrichIdeas RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: @CNN pic.twitter.com/qqLyNaQjVl /
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) May 23, 2014

For the life of me, I just can't imagine why Republicans don't get 90% of the black vote.