StupidiNews!

• It's Nobel Laureate week, and this year's Nobel Prize in Medicine goes to three European scientists for their work on the brain's positioning system in the hippocampus.
• New research shows that the upper layers of the oceans in the Southern Hemisphere may have warmed twice as quickly as originally thought.
• The Dallas Ebola patient is now in critical condition as health officials look for a homeless man who may have come in contact with him.
• Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff placed first in Sunday's elections, but the surprise is that forcing a runoff is Aecio Neves, who was largely expected to finish third behind Marina Silva. 
• Redbox Instant, the joint streaming venture between Verizon and Redbox, is slated for demolition on Tuesday as lack of account security and massive competition forced it under.