Friday, April 24, 2015

Last Call For Cruz Mess-ile

The Ted Cruz 2016 Campaign, in one tweet:




"Please give me money while I push for a Constitutional Amendment to stop you from marrying the person you love."

If this doesn't neatly sum up the last 15 years of Republican dogma, I don't know what else would.
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3 comments:

  1. YastreblyanskyApril 24, 2015 at 10:39 PM

    Nice summary but I can't say it's complete unless somebody adds "you can't marry that person because of my religious freedom".

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  2. Horace Boothroyd IIIApril 25, 2015 at 4:34 AM

    Log Cabin Republicans: men who love their money more than they love their lovers.

    Funny how that didn't stop some of the nastiest of closeted Republican operators from dropping by Massachusetts a decade ago, when they found it convenient to step out of character for a moment and take advantage of the quality of life afforded by the bluest of blue states.

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  3. RepubAnonApril 25, 2015 at 1:01 PM

    It reminds me of an old joke about Log Cabin Republicans cynically exploiting the ban on gay marriage to avoid commitment: "Gee, darling, I'd LOVE to marry you - gs I could get them tobut there's a law against it!"


    On the other hand, if I were a gay billionaire, I'd definitely invite the Republican candidates over to see how many pro-gay things I could get them to say for cash (in front of a hidden camera, for posting on YouTube). Another old joke:
    Q: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
    A: Yes.
    Q: How about for $5?
    A: (offended) What kind of person do you think I am???
    Reply: We settled that - now we're negotiating a price.

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