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• The Calbuco volcano in southern Chile has erupted twice in less than 24 hours, prompting officials to evacuate hundreds from the area as the volcano hasn't seen an eruption since 1972.
• The Senate Finance Committee has easily passed "fast track" authority for the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade treaty, where it could go to a full Senate vote as early as next week.
• Reuters has discovered multiple errors in Clinton Foundation charity tax returns, prompting the non-profits to refile at least five returns and to audit others.
• Social media stocks have boosted the Nasdaq to over 5,000, prompting speculation that tech stocks could be in another "dot com" bubble.
• Now defunct TV streaming service Aereo, slaughtered by a Supreme Court ruling that regulated it as a cable utility, has less than $1 million of the $100 million broadcasters were suing it for.