StupidiNews!

• The death toll in Copiapo in northern Chile has reached 25 as rescuers are still searching for more than 100 missing.
• Conservatives have raised $80,000 in support of a Washington state florist after the business was fined $1,000 for violating the state's Consumer Protection Act for refusing service to a gay couple.
• Senate Republicans are demanding that President Obama obtain a vote on any deal with Iran, saying that they will go ahead with a vote next week to force the President to continue sanctions.
• "Furious 7" blew the doors off the box office to set an April opening record of $143 million, beating the debut of last year's "Captain America: The Winter Soldier".
• After two years of maintenance and realignment, the Large Hadron Collider is open for business again and ready to ramp up to full power later this summer.