StupidiNews!

• An Air France flight from San Francisco to Paris was diverted to Montreal after a threat was reported, passengers were taken off the plane and inspectors searched the craft, later clearing it.
• Chicago prosecutors have decided not to charge an officer who shot an allegedly armed black man in the back, the victim's lawyers contend the weapon was never in his possession.
• The son of Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan is denying allegations that he profited from smuggling ISIS oil, Moscow insists that they have evidence to the contrary.
• Chipotle restaurants continue to struggle as another E. coli outbreak at a Boston location now means 52 people have been sickened in nine states.
• AT&T is launching gigabit fiber optic internet service in Los Angeles this week and says it will bring service to 36 other metro areas over the next several years.