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• An apparent murder-suicide at UCLA's College of Engineering has resulted in the death of Prof. William Klug and a student as the campus was locked down for 3 hours Wednesday.
• Massachusetts GOP Gov. Charlie Baker says he will sign the state's new anti-discrimination legislation that expands protection to transgender residents.
• The US Treasury Department has instituted further sanctions on transactions from North Korean bank accounts, calling the country a "primary money laundering concern".
• Heavy rain and flooding continue in southern Germany as the river Inn crested several feet over flood stage, at least four are dead in Bavaria and several more are missing.
• Summer air pollution in Paris has led to new restrictions on cars more than twenty years old to be banned from city streets on weekdays, and no cars built before 2011 by 2020.