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• A four-hour outage glitched immigration and customs systems at international airports across the country last night, snarling flight traffic and causing delays.
• A new Gallup poll finds that a majority of Americans have doubts about a Trump presidency's ability to handle crises or scandals.
• At least four people are believed dead after a tornado touched down near Dothan, Alabama last night as strong storms and a half-dozen funnel clouds caused damage across the Southern US.
• The Islamic State is claiming responsibility for a New Year's massacre at an Istanbul nightclub, 39 people were killed and dozens were injured before the gunman escaped.
• After losing a rocket in a fueling accident four months ago, commercial spaceflight company SpaceX plans to return to active flight as early this weekend.