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• Arizona GOP Sen. John McCain has announced in his new book that this will be his final term, the 81-year-old has been diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer and will retire in or before 2022.
• The first of Central American asylum-seekers crossing Mexico have reached the US, the Trump DoJ has already announced several arrests and deportation proceedings.
• The Trump regime has pushed back steep new metal tariffs on Canada, the EU and Mexico for another month, while Argentina, Australia and Brazil have negotiated permanent exemptions.
• The Obama recovery has now extended into the second year of the Trump era as the US has reached 94 consecutive months of economic expansion, the nation's second-longest streak.
• Caterpillars of the Oak Processionary Moth are invading London, the toxic hairy crawlers can cause severe allergic reactions and British forestry officials are working to eliminate nests.