StupidiNews!

• Severe thunderstorms and even a couple of possible tornadoes ripped through the Mid-Atlantic and New England last night, two people were killed and hundreds of thousands are without power.
• Ash, smoke, and volcanic gas still threaten residents of Hawaii as Mt. Kilauea continues to erupt, mass evacuations may be triggered if lava floes reach the island's major highways.
• North Korea has now suspended talks with both South Korea and the US, protesting scheduled joint military exercises between Seoul and Washington and saying denuclearization is off the table.
• Decommissioned Boeing 747s aren't headed for the grave after all as package companies are snapping up record numbers of the jumbo jets to haul cargo across the country.
• The CIA believes it knows the identity of "Vault 7", the source that leaked CIA hacking tools to WikiLeaks, an ex-CIA contractor being held in Manhattan on child pornography charges.