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• More than 50 people were injured when a jet making an emergency landing at LAX dumped fuel over populated areas, including a school playground. 
• A makeshift koala hospital in Australia is treating dozens of injured animals as wildfires continue to rage across the country, threatening homes and wildlife.
• Microsoft has issued a critical Windows 10 security fix after being tipped off last week by the National Security Agency, who considered the security flaw to be a major issue.
• The White House says that despite signing a partial trade accord with China, there are no plans to cut tariffs on tens of billions of Chinese imports until 2021.
• After months of protests, anti-vaxxers have successfully scuttled a New Jersey bill that would have banned religious exemptions for child immunizations.