StupidiNews!

• President Bush says he has a few regrets about what he said over the course of his two terms.
• HBO releases the entire Sopranos series on DVD in one huge box set.
• Treasury's vaunted plan to rescue homeowners facing foreclosure will only help less than ten percent of them.
• The world's first ovary transplant is a success as a healthy baby is born to the recipient.
• With the real estate crash now hitting retail properties, America's second-largest mall operator is facing bankruptcy.