StupidiNews!

• Stopping Michael Phelps is not an option, and containment is out of the question.
• 9/11 families lose their case to sue the Saudi Royal Family.
• Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is in fact a Democratic superdelegate and is hoping to get to go to the convention. The Obama camp has replied by saying he needs to just go. Away. Period.
• The Feds reveal more of their case against Senator Toobs.
• After close to five years, the most anticipated and controversial PC game in quite some time, EA's Spore, has gone gold, green-lighting a September 7 release date.