Thursday, October 30, 2008

M Night Bipartisans' The Village

They're coming.

The Village Bipartisan Idiots.

They'll never leave Obama alone until he becomes one of them.

Their attack is already underway from people like Nebraska's Bob Kerrey.
I believe this is likely because Obama will surround himself with professionals, not ideologues or acolytes. An unprecedented number of patriotic, politically savvy and centrist men and women have been part of his campaign team - and are therefore likely to make up President Obama's governing team.

I believe this is likely because of who Obama is. Republicans have tried desperately to paint the man as a secret radical. But the imagery just doesn't connect; Americans see a man who is calm, respectful, considerate and careful. That is just what the doctor ordered for our politics.

Last, I believe this is likely because Obama understands that to succeed, he must make peace with John McCain just as he has done with Hillary Clinton. When this historic election concludes, I expect the two to sit down, without precondition, and negotiate an agenda of reform.

But that will only be the beginning. To build up the political capital for the kinds of changes needed in these difficult times, Obama will need to communicate the following to Congress, in no uncertain terms: The Democrats have not won a mandate for all their policies. Rather, the American people have resoundingly registered their frustration with a failed status quo, and the next President must chart a new, less partisan course.

Bob Kerrey is only the start of the Sensible Washington Establishment douchebaggery that will start in long and loud on November 5.

Everyone in the Village Idiot club, left, right, "sensible" center, will be saying how Obama now needs to immediately do whatever the hell the GOP wants to do as a "bi-partisan effort".

There will be a good two months of pressure for Obama to:

  1. Keep as much of Bush's cabinet as possible, especially Robert Gates and Michael Mukasey, if not Condi Rice.
  2. Drop all charges/pretense of charges/hints of pretenses of charges against Bush and quash any investigations.
  3. Drop any notions of reversing controversial Bush policy at all: PATRIOT Act, Gitmo, torture, wiretapping, etc. Kerrey's already asking for this.
  4. Show he "reaches across the aisle" by giving into more bad GOP legislation from the wingnuts.
  5. Abandon progressives, period. Obama will be pressured to prove he's not a liberal, and will be advised to "distance himself from Pelosi/Reid".
  6. Enact McSame's economic, health, and military plan rather than his own.
  7. Escalate wars in Afghanistan and start one in Iran.

In other words, Obama will be told to be McSame, because he doesn't have a "mandate like Bush did." Even if the Democrats have 60 Senate seats, 275 or even 300 in the House, and Obama in the White House, it's not a mandate for change...it's a mandate to do the same exact f'ckin stuff for the last 8 years, got it?

1 comment:

  1. And here we see another proof that "bipartisianship" is a code word for "do what the GOP says"

    I mean, when they're in power, who cares about it, they can just do what they want.

    But once they lose it, they whine and stamp their feet and cry "reach across the aisle" and "bipartisanship", which just means "don't you dare stop us from doing what we want".

    Maybe it's the inner jackass in me, but I'm really fucking tired of it. I wonder, how many Repubs said we shouldn't negotiate with the enemy? And terrorists?

    THEN WHY NEGOTIATE WITH THEM??

    Fuck it, I'm tired of it, they can twist in the wind for all I care. We gave them enough chances to do the fucking right thing and they refused. I hope they all fucking roll over and die. I hope the GOP dies and is remembered eternally as the horrible, horrible fucking blight it always was.

    Fuck this "bipartisan" business, let's actually get this fucking country back on the rails.

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