- 10 million homeowners are going as hobos this year, breaking even or owing more on their homes than their homes are worth.."underwater" on equity.
- Nearly 1 in 4 Texans are going as Archie Bunker, they believe Obama is Muslim.
- The US military is going as the Men in Black, complete with "flashy things" to manipulate memory and amnesia.
- 12,000 Floridians are going as the Invisible Man, because state law says their IDs don't exactly match voter registration, they need to now present other forms of ID to be able to vote.
- Phillies Phans are going as Phillies Phans to today's World Series parade.
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. -- Benjamin Franklin
Friday, October 31, 2008
StupidiNews, Halloween Edition!
Here's some scary news, kids. What's your Halloween costume this year?
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