StupidiNews!

• The House passed a $14 billion auto bailout, but the Senate appears to be much tougher.
• California's budget shortfall has reached $40 billion as that state's financial crisis rolls on.
• Lawyers acknowledge Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. is "Senate Candidate 5" but he says he's innocent of wrongdoing.
• US retail sales took their biggest nosedive in five years as Americans cut back on spending.
• Just how much does the black hole at the center of the galaxy weigh, anyway?