Add Sister Sarah to the list of Alaska Republicans who are calling for Democratic Senator Mark Begich's immediate resignation and a special election so that Ted "Series of Toobs" Stevens can get his job back after being exonerated due to the Worst Prosecutors On Earth.
After all, people who vote Democratic are clearly either insane, gullible, or crooked and aren't mainstream "real" Americans (despite being a large majority.) Therefore if a Republican wins, the will of the people must be enforced. If a Democrat wins, the Republican must immediately be given a special election to try to overturn the will of the people.
Clearly, the only reason Ted Stevens lost was because the Bush Justice Department was trying to railroad a Republican, and Mark Begich just happened to be there! Ergo anyone who wasn't Ted Stevens would have won that election, meaning that Mark Begich has no real mandate to represent the Alaskan people, because the rest of Alaska is just as qualified to not be Ted Stevens! And since he has no mandate of the people, he should resign now and allow a fair election to take place between Not Ted Stevens and Ted Stevens so Stevens can prove he has a mandate to serve, Q.E.D.
It's the only fair thing to do if a Republican ever loses an election due to prosecutorial misconduct of a Republican administration railroading a Republican. In The End, It's Somehow Always The Democrats' Fault(tm).
[UPDATE] Not even the wingnuts are buying the Alaskan argument and opine that the GOP is far, far better without Ted Stevens and his corruption.
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