StupidiNews!

• A Colorado jury agreed that controversial professor Ward Churchill was wrongfully fired, but awarded him only $1 in damages.
• A Spanish study shows marijuana may help to kill cancer cells.
• SC Gov. Mark Sanford surrenders on the stimulus and will take all the money.
• North Korea will "almost certainly" launch its missile test this weekend despite international condemnation.
• An Australian study shows some internet surfing at work makes for more productive workers.