StupidiNews!

• Alabama KO'ed Texas QB Colt McCoy, then finished off the Longhorns as the Crimson Tide won last night's BCS Championship.
• 2009 accounted for over 200 corporate bankruptcies, led by General Motors, on the way to the third highest total in U.S. history.
• California may skip furloughs for state workers and proceed straight to massive pay cuts instead.
• The business world is watching the U.S. unemployment numbers for December to see if the country finally created more jobs than lost.
• A new study on mountaintop mining suggests the costs to the environment and to states is much higher than previously thought.