In Which Zandar Answers Your Burning Questions

Jim Cramer asks:

Are we due for a double-dip recession?

Since his answer is "no", and Jim Cramer basically hasn't been right about a single friggin' thing since back in the days of ought six, I'd start panicking riiiiiight about.....now.

PS, Jim:  The recession's not over in the first place, so really it's less of a double-dip than it is a continuation of the trend downward.