StupidiNews!

• Embattled BP CEO Tony Hayward faces a tough situation and a furious Congress today on Capitol Hill...
• ...which wasn't helped by BP international group chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg referring to Gulf Coast residents as "we care about the small people."
• After over two centuries, Congress finally honors the fact that the Capitol Building was constructed by slaves.
• Turkey's PM Erdogan is pushing back against a US Congress increasingly warning of consequences for its course of action.
• Four-player death match Pac-Man?  A Battle Royale is coming to an arcade near you.