StupidiNews!

• Acting legend Tony Curtis is dead at age 85 from cardiac arrest.
• Gold coin dispensing ATMs are coming to Las Vegas and Florida later this year.
• The House voted to allow American businesses to apply for tariffs on Chinese goods, but the odds of the measure becoming law are remote.
• Ireland becomes the next country after Greece to tap the EU's bailout fund to save its largest bank.
• Businesses dealing with Web coupon company Groupon say they are hesitant to use the service again.