Dear America:

"Politico asks if women should vote for Rick Santorum?  Why, the emotional little cupcakes would be crazy not to!"

--William Teach, Pirate's Cove

Bonus Verbatim Stupid:

On the flip side, perhaps women should be themselves offended that Democrats think that they aren’t capable of affording the small costs in paying for birth control themselves, and so worthless that women have to get someone else to pay.

Because nothing tells a woman she's worthless quite like an entirely male-driven political party saying that decisions about her sexual reproduction need to be legislated beforehand, and then calling the other political party misogynist and pandering for thinking women's health care benefits should be covered under insurance.

And yet, some women will vote for Rick Santorum.