StupidiNews, Weekend Edition

• Obama's weekly address outlines a 2.5 million job public works program.
• Could Janet Jackson's famous Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction" case hit the Supreme Court?
• The Saudis declare war on Somali Pirates.
• The one Dow stock that's really cooking in this "soup line" economy? Campbell Soup.
• Apple's iPhone 2.2 OS is out with some new Google Maps love.