The R-Money Koch Block 2012 Tour hit the Hamptons this weekend, and
America’s most precious resource, its clueless rich assholes,
have something to say to the bourgeoisie.
A New York City donor a few cars back, who also would
not give her name, said Romney needed to do a better job connecting. “I
don’t think the common person is getting it,” she said from the
passenger seat of a Range Rover stamped with East Hampton beach permits.
“Nobody understands why Obama is hurting them.
“We’ve got the message,” she added. “But my college kid, the baby
sitters, the nails ladies—everybody who’s got the right to vote—they
don’t understand what’s going on. I just think if you’re lower
income—one, you’re not as educated, two, they don’t understand how it
works, they don’t understand how the systems work, they don’t understand
the impact.”
On one level, she’s right. We’re just too dumb to get how we’ve been
mauled economically by people in Range Rovers with East Hampton beach
permits. If we truly understood that
nearly 95% of the economic income growth over the last few years went to just the top 1% in this country, if we
truly grasped what that meant, we’d be out there playing “Who Wants To Pitchfork A Millionaire?”
Sadly, a great many of us are engaged in Stockholm Syndrome with these bozos.
Sharon Zambrelli voted for Obama in 2008 but has been
disappointed with his handling of the economy and leadership style. “I
was very disenchanted with the political process and he gave me hope,”
she said, but ultimately: “He’s just a politician,” she said, an
“emperor with no clothes.”
The Zambrellis scoffed at attempts by the Democrats—who mocked
Romney in an ad Sunday as “great for oil billionaires, bad for the
middle class”—to wage class warfare. “Would you like to hear about the
fundraisers I went to for him?” Sharon Zambrelli said of Obama. “Do you
have an hour? ... All the ones in the city—it was all of Wall Street.”
“It’s not helping the economy to pit the people who are the engine of the economy against the people who rely on that engine,” Michael Zambrelli said as the couple waited in their SUV for clearance into the Creeks shortly after the candidate’s motorcade flew by and entered the pine-tree lined estate. “He’s
basically been biting the hand that fed him in ‘08. ... I would bet 25%
of the people here were supporters of Obama in ‘08. And they’re here
now.”
I wonder honestly how the Zambrellis have been doing in the last 4
years, because they seem to be saying that 90%+ growth going to people
like them is unacceptably low and Obama needs to go because of it.
Loosely translated, I’m seeing “Well McCain/Palin were basically insane
and we weren’t going to help them, but this Obama guy actually is
talking about making us pay more here. Who does he think he is?”
And we’re all really just ungrateful, stupid bastards to these
people, and they really don’t understand why more of us aren’t eager to
worship them as the “engines of the economy” when the reality is our
consumer-based economy has been driven by the middle class buying crap
at a breakneck pace and putting money in the pockets of these people,
and as far as they’re concerned they just don’t need us anymore.
Hey, to an extent they’re right.
There’s plenty of people in China and India and Brazil and whatnot who
will buy their corporate crap these days. We’ve made ourselves obsolete
in the grand corporate crap consumption game. It’s gone global.
If we understood anything, we’d understand that they can make our
lives even more miserable and they’ve signaled their intent to do just
that. Of course, if we
really understood things, we’d be out
there making things extremely miserable for the gilded class while we
still could. It hasn’t occurred to any of them that the rest of us are
in trouble, and don’t see why we can’t be like them if we just played
our cards right. Pretty easy to make a royal flush or three with 47
cards in your hand, of course. It’s a little harder when you have two
in your hand and the cost of drawing from the deck is a couple decades
of student loan debt or heading out to the Sandbox and hoping most of
you comes back in useable condition.
But we’re just all parasites and looters and moochers to these guys,
and you’d think with all these gifts they have, one of them would look
up how things like this tend to go in the history books, and it always
ends up badly for the guys on top of the pyramid when the revolution
flips the whole rotten mess over.
Something’s got to give, and soon.