StupidiNews!

• The U.S. commander in Afghanistan says thousands more American troops must be sent or the mission there will end in "failure".
• Democrats in Congress are taking on the $38.5 billion in overdraft fees that banks are expected to collect yearly.
• Scientists say the African Rock Python may have moved into Florida's Everglades.
• Oil options contract spreads have widened to record levels as the global recession has resulted in an oil glut which cloud cause prices to plummet.
• The UK's Royal College of Psychiatrists is taking on websites that promote anorexia and bulimia as "lifestyle choices."