StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The U.S. is allowing Haitians in the country illegally to apply for protected status, giving them 18 months.
• The Pentagon is looking at the practical aspects of repealing DADT, and that could lead to a "separate but equal" policy on gays in the military.
• Texas's education board continues to rewrite school history and science textbooks in the state, the changes could affect textbooks nationwide.
• Hong Kong has approved a budget for building a high-speed rail link to China's rail network.
• Sony's delay of racing game Gran Turismo 5 to TBA status may spell trouble for the electronics company.