StupidiNews!

• Militants have attacked Afghanistan's capital Kabul and killed 5 as cabinet members of Hamid Karzai's government were sworn in.
• The U.S. Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling on the appeal of Mumia Abu-Jamal's fate on Tuesday.
• Haiti's PM says at least 70,000 bodies have been collected for mass grave burial in the wake of last Tuesday.
• Google says it continues to hold talks with Chinese officials as the company decides whether or not to stay in the country.
• A D.C. federal court judge may strip the FCC's ability to regulate internet service providers.