StupidiNews!

• Space Shuttle Endeavour blasted off in the pre-dawn darkness heading for the International Space Station.
• U.S.-China trade relations continue to sour as missile sales to Taiwan is provoking angry Chinese talk of a new cold war.
• California's GOP candidates for Governor are racing to see who can be the hardest on the state's social programs.
• Troubled lender CIT has named troubled CEO John Thain as its new head.
• Microsoft says it's looking into music files vanishing from its Zune Pass subscription service.