StupidiNews!

• The growing oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico may be five times as large as believed, the wreckage of the offshore rig is leaking over 200,000 gallons of crude a day.
• The Obama administration has approved the nation's first offshore wind turbine farm off the coast of Cape Cod.
• Lawmakers say "too big to fail" doesn't mean "too big for jail."
• As the Greek debt crisis spreads, Germany vows quick action to shore up the reeling Euro.
• Will streaming video games bring the entire internet to a screeching halt?