StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Apple will be offering a free case to all iPhone 4 customers who want it to correct the "death grip" antenna problem.
• A Denver judge has struck down a law designed to punish anyone who pretends to be a war hero, saying it violates the First Amendment's free speech provision.
• West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin has appointed his former chief legal counsel Carte Goodwin to the late Sen. Robert Byrd's seat.
• Two-year Treasury note yields sank to a record low in the bond market as the economy continues to stumble.
• Mozilla has upped the bounty to $3,000 for people who find security glitches in its Firefox web browser.