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• A C-17 military cargo plane on a training mission crashed near Elmendorf Air Force Base in Alaska, four crewmen remain missing.
• As Arizona's modified immigration law takes effect today, Gov. Jan Brewer vows the state will prevail on any appeals.
• The House voted yesterday to even out differences in sentencing guidelines for crack and powder cocaine.
• A fight is brewing in the Cameron government over austerity measures and reductions in nuclear defense spending in Britain.
• Amazon is rolling out a WiFi only version of the popular Kindle for $139, undercutting Barnes and Noble's $149 Nook reader as price wars heat up.