StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Pakistan's Parliament has officially condemned the US raid that killed bin Laden, threatening to cut NATO access from the country to Afghanistan and demanding and end to all military drone strikes.
• President Obama's special envoy to the Middle East, George Mitchell, is resigning his position leaving the state of stalled Israel-Palestinian peace talks in limbo.
• In his weekly address the President notes that America's oil production is the highest since 2003 and admits he would like to see it grow more.
• Libyan leader Moammar Qaddafi taunted NATO leaders from a location where allied forces "can't get" him, according to a released video message.
• More patent shakedown shenanigans this time directed at iPhone app makers being sued for violating the patent of the "upgrade" button.