StupidiNews!

• Near-record flooding along the Mississippi River is now threatening Memphis, Tennessee and soon, New Orleans.
• The national average of a gallon of unleaded gas crossed the $4 mark this weekend, but some experts say last week's oil price mini crash may spell relief soon.
• Angry GOP state lawmakers are demanding President Obama declare Texas eligible for federal disaster money as wildfires ravage the state and plan to confront him during his Tuesday visit.
• Apple has overtaken Google as the world's most valuable brand, according to market figures.
• The secretive FISC court has approved every single request last year for surveillance on suspected foreign agents in the US.