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• ICE officials say nearly 3,000 immigrants with criminal convictions were arrested in a week-long, 50-state operation.
• The NYPD says it will investigate an officer who used pepper spray on four women "Occupy Wall Street" protesters this week.
• The Obama administration has formally asked the Supreme Court to settle the multi-state case against the health care reform law's individual insurance mandate.
• Germany notched its 27th straight month of unemployment declines as the lone bright spot in the EU economy with the national rate down to 6.9 percent.
• Fermilab's Tevatron supercollider in Chicago will officially shut down on Friday, but scientists want to retool the facility to deal with different particles.