StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Blues and jazz singing great Etta James has died at age 73 from complications due to leukemia.
• Lawmakers in both the House and Senate announced that votes on controversial anti-piracy legislation will be postponed indefinitely after this week's internet protests.
• Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki is being accused of orchestrating a massive state security force crackdown on political opponents, supposedly detaining over a thousand.
• US Airways is considering a merge with American Airlines in order to save money and increase revenue.
• One of the mobile device features in Windows 8 is automatically keeping track of your monthly broadband data limit and reminding you when you're about to go over.