StupidiNews!

• Sanford, FL police chief Bill Lee has officially been fired in the wake of the Trayvon Martin case, accepting Lee's resignation from April.
• Egypt's ruling military council is now delaying the results of last weekend's presidential election run-off indefinitely as conflicting reports swirl around the condition of ousted former leader Hosni Mubarak.
• Later this fall New Orleans will become the largest US city without a daily newspaper as the Times-Picayune switches to a three-day per week schedule.
• German Chancellor Angela Merkel once again stated that direct purchases of sovereign debt by the European bailout fund, while possible, "is not up for debate".
• A Chinese hacker toyed with computer virus experts at security company AVG when they began investigating a new Trojan virus, and the hacker taunted them, live by chat.