StupidiNews!

• With Syria openly warning that it has and will use chemical and biological weapons should the al-Assad regime be attacked, the United States is warning that Syria should keep those contained.
• Georgia's highest state court has stayed the execution of a mentally disabled man, but only on temporary grounds involving the method of lethal injection.
• Social activists are pushing Democrats to try to raise the minimum wage from $7.25 an hour, but Republicans insist that minimum wages need to be abolished to make America more competitive.
• US 10-year bonds fell to a record low yield of 1.40% as investors continue to flock to safe US treasuries.
• Scientists have come up with a construct made of protein from rat hearts and synthetic plastic that manages to swim like a jellyfish.