StupidiNews!

• The trial of two high school football players accused of raping a girl at a party begins today in Steubenville, Ohio.
• NASA scientists confirm readings from the Curiosity rover that the red planet does contain the necessary elements for supporting life in its past.
• Both Republicans and environmentalists are eager to see what five competing companies can do to bring offshore wind turbine farms to North Carolina's Outer Banks.
• Boeing will sell some 170 of its 737's to European discount carrier RyanAir in a deal valued at over $15 billion.
• Microsoft's latest security patch plugs a hole that could allow malware to completely hijack a PC through a USB flash drive.