StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• North Korea is warning that safety of diplomats in Pyongyang is not guaranteed as tensions rise with South Korea as Seoul deployed naval destroyers in defense.
• The parents of slain teenager Trayvon Martin have reached a wrongful death settlement worth $1 million with the homeowners' association of where he was killed.
• Yemen is asking the US to release cleared Gitmo detainees that continue to be held even after the US has determined that they are no longer a threat.
• Continued six-party negotiations with Iran have ended in another stalemate as both sides are "far apart" on nuclear enrichment.
• After success in Kansas City, Google Fiber's next rollout will reportedly be in Austin, Texas as the internet giant continues to test residential and commercial gigabit internet.