StupidiNews!

• A rare meeting of all 100 US Senators failed to bring about a deal to avert Dem Senate majority leader Harry Reid's promise to change filibuster rules involving Cabinet nominations.
• A North Dakota judge has struck down the state's 2011 law banning medical abortions, citing "contrived and pretexual" reasons behind the state law.
• Mexican military forces have captured Miguel Angel Trevino near Nuevo Laredo, wanted by both US and Mexican law enforcement as kingpin of the infamous Los Zetas drug cartel.
• After shifting funds, the Air Force's Thunderbirds demonstration flight team is in the air again after being grounded by sequestration cuts to the Pentagon.
• The console that made Nintendo a worldwide phenomenon, Japan's Famicom, turns 30 this week, as the predecessor to the American NES defined gaming in the 80's.