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• Ariel Castro, the Cleveland man convicted of kidnapping 3 women and keeping them in his home for years, was found dead in his cell Tuesday night of an apparent hanging suicide.
• After testimony by Secretary of State John Kerry and Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, the Senate Foreign Relations Committee is expected to make an initial vote on Syria today.
• The latest NSA leak that the spy agency is keeping an eye on Brazil may prompt Brazilian President Dilma Rouseff to cancel a state visit to the US next month.
• Japan is increasing research on its own stem cell program by over a billion dollars to try to find cures for diseases affecting the country's rapidly aging population.
• A controversial science paper proposes that RNA molecules may have gotten a better start on Mars than Earth, then made the jump to our planet.