StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The Department of Justice issued a scathing report on the Albuquerque Police Department, finding multiple incidents of police brutality against unarmed suspects and citizens.
• UNICEF officials are warning that the continued conflict between Sudan and South Sudan could kill as many as 50,000 children from malnutrition unless action is taken swiftly.
• The G20 finace ministers are warning the United States that failure to ratify overhaul measures for the International Monetary Fund by year's end will lead to "additional steps".
• President Obama and Michelle Obama paid 20.4% in taxes last year, according to released returns by the White House.
• New models by scientists postulate that the massive 23-mile wide asteroid that hit the Earth over 3 billion years ago most likely set off seismic events that moved entire continents.