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• A California man has claimed the February 19th $425 million Powerball prize, after he took six weeks to gather a financial and legal team to handle his funds.
• Parents in Casey County, Kentucky have reportedly pulled their children from school after an atheist group was allowed to distribute literature at three schools in the district.
• A major 8.2 earthquake rattled Chile late Monday, setting up a major tsunami alert for the west coast of South America.
• Russian officials are furiously protesting a move by JP Morgan Chase to stop payment to a Russian insurance group due to new US sanctions.
• The US Navy is testing new anthropomorphic firefighting robots to help battle blazes in tight and dangerous shipboard conditions.