StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• President Obama will be sending 1,500 more soldiers to Iraq in order to train Iraqi and Kurdish forces to fight ISIS.
• Detroit has secured approval from US Bankruptcy Court for a plan out of the mess it's in, allowing it to shed $7 billion in debt and spend $1.7 billion in city improvements.
• Iran's stockpile of nuclear material is up to 8.4 tons of non-enriched uranium, a number that is expected to be cut in any nuclear deal with the West.
• The US Supreme Court will take up a case on Obamacare subsidies in federal exchange states, but states are expected to put workarounds in place if the subsidies are deemed illegal.
• New research shows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day for chimps, too, as researchers have found primates plan where to find breakfast even when food is scarce.